Glad I don't work for Starbucks

This has to be the funniest thing I've read in months.

I stopped by the Starbucks on Saturday afternoon but I'm not sure she was there. I asked the assistant manager and she wasn't sure who I was talking about. There was one girl who was kind of chubby -- not really fat though. She had strawberry blond hair -- kind of short bob cut. Does this sound like the person you were referring to? I don't want to fire the wrong girl.